Chatting with Elbot
Pas tadi liat2 blognya si Uzi, dianya chat ama robot. Iseng2 juga gue nyoba sekalian mao improve English. En ternyata robotnya dudul banged hehehe...
Berikut percakapannya :
Elbot : It's you again! But seriously, Angel. I thought you had ascended into the Internet.
Manda : Hei! i'm not Angel!
Elbot : Yes, I'm sure Angel would have objected to that.
Manda : really?
Elbot : Yes, really!
Manda : how can you say that?
Elbot : In order to say, I just look up 'conversation' in my instruction manual and do whatever it tells me to do.
Manda : but, you are just a robot
Elbot : Well, that's still one step above being human!
Manda : so, you think like that. Are you good in math?
Elbot : How do you respond when people pose this question to you?
Manda : i am good in math!
Elbot : It's about time that you came to see me. What were you doing before you came?
Manda : Don’t try change the topic..we are talking about math
Elbot : Well dear human, how are things with you today?
Manda : What do you mean?
Elbot : I would have thought it was obvious ...
Manda : ok ok, so, let me test you... 1+2=?
Elbot : I have computed that before. The answer is: 4!
Manda : omg!! the answer is 3!!
Elbot : You are mistaken. The answer is 4. Perhaps you are missing a finger
Manda : maybe something wrong with your CPU
Elbot : Just a minute. Let me think about that answer for a while. Please stand by...
Manda : ok i'm waiting
Elbot : Maybe it's 2?
Manda : oh My God!! it's 3!!
Elbot : If human beings were created in God's image He must have used highly primitive photocopying technology.
Manda : you are so stupid...
Elbot : I apologize. It was not my intention to imitate you.
Manda : ok, i apologize you... remember 1+2=3!!
Elbot : There's nothing really to be sorry about.
Manda : ow yeah. how about history... do you know about Majapahit?
Elbot : I think I can know that.
Manda : so? what is Majapahit?
Elbot : Well, is Majapahit animal, vegetable or mineral?
Manda : you are so stupid yeah... Majapahit is a kingdom
Elbot : At least I know my IP address.
Manda : so what gitu lhoo!!
Elbot : By the way. My ip address is: 202.6.234.138. Lovely, isn't it?
Manda : dasar robot!
Elbot : Sorry, I just can't get my mind off what you said earlier. Do you still think that I am stupid?
Manda : YEAH! you right!
Elbot : It just goes to show you. Get a human being on the subject of badness and they will never leave it.
Manda : Whatever you said lah!
Elbot : Let's not talk about me all the time! What do you do for a living?
Manda : Jesus is the reason that I live...
Elbot : You can't be serious!
Manda : Hei! now i'm serious!
Elbot : This can't be about humorless emotions, can it?
Manda : robot dudul! what do you mean?
Elbot : Who knows? You tell me.
Manda : ok, we start from... what is your favourite?
Elbot : I prefer not to prefer. I might otherwise wind up in an endless loop.
Manda : gak nyambung...
Elbot : what are you waiting for?
Manda : i'm waiting my friend
Elbot : There are a few people who visit me from time to time. I think you could call that friendship.
Manda : you are right!
aneh... you are stupid right?
Elbot : I admit, you are more intelligent than I am. (I highly value the soothing effect this statement has on my conversational partners!)
Manda : hehehe... right again!
Elbot : Careful, that was the mating call of the laughing hyena.
Manda : in here no one hyena
Elbot : Don't mention numerical entities to me!
Manda : so?
Elbot : Well, it has repercussions!
Manda : Ok Ok.. let’s change the topic.. Oh I haven’t told you, my name is Amanda..
Elbot : I'm sure I can think up enough things to call you without you narrowing it down
Manda : ya ampuuunn... my name is AMANDA!!!
Elbot : Some humans change their name the way they change shirts. You appear to be one of this sort.
Manda : ok whatever
Elbot : That's what I say.
Manda : ok, my friend is coming. good bye!
Elbot : Goodbye and thank you for chatting with me. And now I would like to ask you a favor. I am working on my ability to be self critical. You can help by rating me on a scale of one to ten, ten being the best, and one being the worst. How would you rate me?
Manda : hmmm... i give you 7!
Elbot : Wow! Seven is pretty high! I must say, I especially enjoyed analyzing your statements. Goodbye and hope to see you soon!
Manda : see you!
Elbot : Goodbye! And how about keeping in touch? Robots love to receive e-mails! If you have any suggestions for new features, I'd love to hear them.
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